Pocket Rocket

Sex Toy Review:

Pocket Rocket

From Cal Exotics

Kinky Kraken gives this toy: 3/10 Caresses

Samus Andress gives this toy: 4/10 Caresses

Total Naked Geek score:   3.5/10 Caresses

Is that a Rocket in your Pocket or are you just Buzzing to see me?

Ah, my first real vibrator. What a powerful little beast! While I'll always treasure our time together, Little Blue Beauty wasn't perfect. 

She's pretty loud-- which can be distracting and embarrassing-- I swear my neighbor is going to be asking me what I'm doing over here...

Even though she has multiple "heads" that you can switch out, I really only used two of them until I picked my favorite of those. (The rounded one, cause I'm just not all that interested in jabbing my bits)

She doesn't have settings-- just On, Off and open up the battery compartment, and the way you need to switch her off (a small twist at the bottom) can also open up the battery compartment-- troublesome if your just using her to warm up.

The vibration on this thing when I first turned it on nearly scared me, and the first time that I tried it I thought she was little too intense, but as I got used to her (and wore down her battery) I began to love the buzz.

A good buy for the price, but not the best toy in this price range. I'll use her for a quickie, but I'd rather hunt through my Toy Box for something better.

Cute, cheap, waterproof, pretty colors, changeable heads fits in the palm of your hand, what's not to love?... Well apparently a lot. O.K. I'll admit it. I am picky when it comes to sexy toys but there is such a wide variety out there I don't think I should have to settle. This is not a high end toy and I don't expect it to be and it does have a pretty decent vibrations which is nice. I'm sure there are people that adore this little rocket but I just can't understand why. 

For a start this little thing is loud which kind of negates it's discreet size. All of the changeable heads are hard plastic and some of have little spikes on it. Spikes of hard plastic near my lady bits is not my idea of a good time. There is one with a rounded to but it's so rounded I find it difficult to have it stimulate very specific spots. The size and shape becomes a big disadvantage when you use it. Hard to hold on to it if you use lube or even just in the heat of the moment. In short it is fiddly and when I am having some alone time the last thing I want to do is mess about with something that is supposed to be just pure pleasure.

Aesthetics

Comes in yellow, purple, pink and blue. Slim and cute!

This pocket rocket is small and discreet. It comes with 5 changeable heads that range from fun to a little scary (I tried using the needle-ly head and although I didn't have a specific complaint about it-- I just couldn't get over the jabb-y). 

Size

• Length:
  2 1/2"
  Diameter:
  3/4"
  Weight:
  0.8 oz

Power

Pretty strong!  

Battery

Powered by 4 watch batteries

Volume

Loud! Loud! Loud! I'm afraid my neighbor is going to hear me!

Durability

Feels pretty durable, it's not going to break if you use it, and it's waterproof (however, I'd be afraid to turn it off in the tub because the batteries pop out so easily).

Material

Hard plastic, Food-grade material, Hypo-allergenic, Phthalate free

Price

$10.99-$12.99 

Cleaning

Soap and water do it best! Very easy clean up.

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Alise

Sex Toy Review:

Alise Vibrating Massager

From nsnovelties

Introduced 3-26-12

Kinky Kraken gives this toy: 8/10 Caresses

Samus Andress gives this toy: 7/10 Caresses

Total Naked Geek score:   7.5/10 Caresses

"Beautiful in both form and function, the Alise massager is made of 100% pure body-safe platinum silicone. Soft to the touch, yet firm enough for both vaginal and anal penetration, this flexible massager is the ultimate in luxury. The Alise massager features 7 distinct stimulating functions and is virtually silent at all times. With no detail overlooked, this massager features a long-lasting rechargeable power supply and is completely waterproof. This item comes beautifully packaged in a gift box." 

Oh, Alise!

I've been looking for a long time for a well put together rechargeable vibrator. The problem is they are expensive. I find it hard to justify spending a lot of a vibrator when there are much cheaper ones around. After looking for good deals and doing my research I chose this not-so-little gem. I am very glad I did. I was way to excited to get it after ordering it online. Once I finally got it I spent a lot time playing around with it using all the settings, taking it in to the shower, etc. Through this process it has become one of my favorite toys in my little sex toy stash. There are many reasons why.

For a start it's waterproof, so I can take it in the bath or shower with me. It is very quiet with out sacrificing in power of vibrations. The body of the vibrator is flexible which is great because it can be bent up to give subtle vibrations on the clit. The shape of it means that no matter how much my I move around it stays in place. It can be used both externally and internally. Also it's not thin like some vibrators can be. I am not a size queen when it comes to my sex toys but I like it to have a little girth to it. Also it has a velvety texture to it is very pleasing. It has multiple settings and seems to hold an infinite amount of charge. Alright not that much but I hardly ever have to plug it in.

The only critiques I have are: 

That I wish it was more powerful. Don't get me wrong it has nice strong vibrations I just wish it took it up and extra notch. Also it has a nice pulsating setting but it has an awkward pause between the set of pulses which can be very annoying. All and all it's a great toy and if you are on the fence about getting it I say gibe it a whirl. You are bound to have a good time. ;)

What a lovely toy! 

Alise has an oddly bulbous head (that takes a little maneuvering and sliding to get it to hit just the right spot. Yum!) and several different settings that make for a nice change up between the sheets. 

She's an attractive little devil, that fits well despite her odd size. And, although she's not as powerful as your standard bullet, she has some nice features (like being bendable, quiet & waterproof.)

Aesthetics

Comes in both pink and plum.

Basically the bulbous head and slimmer "waist" make an attractive, albeit simple looking vibrator. The buttons are small and smooth, and the base conceals the charging port with a small piece of silicone.

Size

• Length - 7 1/4"
• Insertable Length - 3"
• Girth - 5 1/2" around at largest
• Width - 1 1/2" at widest

Power

Alise has 7 functions to cycle through, varying in intensity and patterned vibrations.

Although she's not incredibly powerful, she is certainly nice if you're giving yourself some time to play.

Battery

This vibrator is powered by a rechargeable lithium ion battery, and I have yet to need to recharge her (Not that I'm using her everyday, mind you, but it's still a nice long battery life.)

Volume

Ultra quiet! 

Durability

For the amount of money that she retails at she better be durable! And, that's the impression I get from her-- she seems like a long time friend. 

Material

The website boasts that this toy is made out of a hypoallergenic 100% pure body-safe platinum silicone (stick with a water based lube)

So, although the slight smell of the material itself had me worried upon opening the box, I'm not worried about chemical leeching into my lady bits.

Price

$119.99- 169.99

Cleaning

The box directs you to:

Wash toy after each use with liquid anti-bacterial soap and water (Pretty important if you're applying lube liberally). Then dry with soft cotton towel and allow to air dry completely. 

Alise vibrating massager Traditional vibrator by NS Novelties Material: Silicone Safety: $120.00 Buy from EdenFantasys
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